Light pole

This story is not my own, but it stars some close relatives of mine. I don't know how much they want to share, so their names will remain anonymous. :)
So once upon a time, a long time ago, there was a group of teens. These teens were pretty good kids- they were Mormons, and liked to have good clean fun. Well, one night they went to Mormon Night at Disneyland (because they used to have Mormon night at Disneyland). On their way back they started getting a little sleepy. Lo and behold, the driver, started to swerve and ended up running into a light pole. One with electrical lines on it. Well, they were close to home, and so they decided to walk the rest of the way home. Upon returning home they decided it was best to tell their parents. Everyone involved seemed to be alright- or at least they were all walking with no apparent huge injuries. Dad however decided to be sure and decided to pile them into his car to take them to the Emergency Room.
Upon reaching the Emergency Room they found the nurses and doctors and the surroundings to be in complete chaos. The lights were out and there seemed to be no apparent order. Dad decided to ask, "What's going on in here?" Someone in the dark responded, "Some idiot ran into a telephone pole and knocked all of the electricity off...." Well, these were the kids who were to blame, so what are you going to do now? The doctors surely aren't going to be nice and go, "Oh, you knocked the power out? Let me help you with that..." More like, let me help inflict some more injuries on you for the inconvenience here... So Dad wisely replied, "Oh, well these kids were having a sleepover and were wrestling and this one fell down the stairs. I think something happened to his knee...."